.I love mustard.I had no napkin.I licked it off.It was not mustard.No man ever put a baby down faster.It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding out.With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said, “Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon”.When you stop laughing, pass it on.This one is from John A.No one believes seniors ... everyone thinks they are senile.An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up. He was an Aussie guy from Coffs Harbour, told me he had a speedo tan, a pair of speedos in his suitcase and he was bored. Sounded great to me!!!He was staying just down the street so I gave him directions and 10, maybe 15 minutes later there was a knock at the door.I didn’t think I needed to change my attire so when I opened the door Mr. Aussie Visitor was greeted by my raging boner stretching the hell out of the front of my white speedos.There wasn’t much conversation, I stepped up 2 steps, sat down, spread my legs and Mr. Aussie Visitor was licking my cock through the white lycra of my speedos. As I said at the beginning of this post - I WAS REALLY HORNY!!!! So it didn’t take long until I was moaning, moaning and then cumming in Mr. Aussie Visitors mouth.He didn’t spill a drop and when my cock finished pulsating in his mouth I pulled him up and kissed him.It was a pretty intense kiss.While kissing Mr. Aussie Visitor I reached down and felt his cock through shorts and his speedos.
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